me: hey accept me into your school
college: whats ur gpa
college: youre in
i want a gay best friend. by gay i mean lesbian. by best friend i mean girlfriend. i want a girlfriend
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.
I have been waiting a whole year to reblog this.
Sam’s impression of a crab
do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and
women are literally raised to be subordinate and malnourished and live in fear of murder and rape so no i am not going to feel bad for men having to live up to masculinity which were set in place by men to, again, keep women subordinate
you are literally complaining about having the better end of the stick and it makes me sick to my stomach you can choke on your spoon
*snorts snow* I LOVE WINTER